| Sonny Sun 93 Solar Street MilkyWay, UV 93939 Universe Email: sonny@earthlink.net Mobile: Temporarily out of order due to solar flares _________________________________________________________ Career Objective: Sustain life for all of human kind Residence: 9.295×107 miles from Earth (93 million miles away) – i.e., “Out there” Drive time from Cleveland at 60 mph: 176 years Profile: Sonny is very bright… A top student Sonny is stylish… Has a certain flare about him Sonny was a High School track star: Top Sprinting Speed: 66,000 ft/second Favorite Past-Time Activity: Cooking out Suit Size: 109 Earths Waist Size: 900,000 miles Weight: 332,946 Earths Body temp at core: 10,000,000° to 24,500,000° F Skin temp: 6,000° to 10,000° F Luminosity: 38,270,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts (a lot) Overall Favorite Food: Hydrogen (74% of diet) Favorite snack: Milky Way bars Staring Role: Well…. Being a Star Your weight on the Sonny’s Surface: About a ton Your life span on Sonny’s Surface: 0.00000000000000000001 seconds DOB: 4.5 Billion BC Life Expectancy: 10 Billion years (plus or minus a day or two) Family: 8 lovely children, including Earth (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune) + At least three dwarf children (Ceres, Pluto, and Eris)… There is much debate in the media regarding the number of off-spring Sonny truly has. His mischievous lifestyle has caused quite a scandal. Political future in jeopardy. |
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